Fez Quote #604
Eric: Donna... are you sure you want to live in Point Place? I always thought you wanted to leave town.
Donna: Well, Eric, that's when I was single. But now that we're getting married, I want to settle down and start our lives together.
Eric: Yeah, but I always thought... [looks around]
Hyde: You smell pretty.
Eric: Okay. Look, can we do this in private?
Kelso: Bathroom's free.
Fez: Um, actually, I was just, uh, heading there. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Let me just get the, uh, curtain. [o.s.] Okay, I can't do this with all you listening. Somebody's gonna have to sing.
Eric: Fez, you sing.
Fez: [o.s.] I can't do both at the same time. Please hurry!
Jackie: [sings] On the good ship [others join in] Lollipop It's a sweet trip To the candy shop Where the bonbons play...
Fez: [o.s.] I had a large soda.
All: [sing] On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay
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Quote from Fez
Eric: You know, I can't stop thinking about what Donna's doing. The only reason she's still in Point Place is 'cause of me. If it weren't for me, she'd probably be on the other side of the world by now.
Fez: Hey, I grew up on that side of the world, and it's no picnic. Although when you eat every meal on the ground, I suppose, technically it is a picnic.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, I don't understand why chicks don't like guys to look at strippers. I mean, these women are artists. It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So, Donna, you and the gals getting together for a big shindig?
Donna: Well, Jackie might be planning... No, wait. She doesn't do things for other people.
Kitty: Well, let me plan your bachelorette party. Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine. [laughs] All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.
Donna: Boy, you girls are crazy.
Kitty: Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today... Loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy.