Jackie Quote #375
Quote from Jackie in Substitute
Donna: My poor dad. You know, he's so upset. This morning during The Price is Right he didn't even yodel along during "Cliffhanger."
Jackie: Donna, we wanted them apart, and now they are. Look, some things just don't belong together, like my mom and your dad, or Michael and a gun.
Kelso: No, seriously, how could they give me a gun?
Donna: You don't even sound like you feel bad.
Jackie: Donna, this whole thing is your dad's fault. Come on, Donna. Who asked the woman to move in with him after knowing her for such a short time?
Donna: I'll tell you who. The same guy who let you move in here after your parents took off and you had no place else to go. My dad. I mean, you know your mom is wrong and that she hurt my dad, who's never been anything but nice to you. How can you defend her?
Jackie: I pick the pretty one.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Substitute’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Bob: Wow, I love this place. It's not just dinner. It's a thrill ride, 'cause there's a small chance you're getting knifed.
Red: I don't know, Bob. I've tried to avoid Asians with weapons ever since 7,000 of them tried to kill me.
Kitty: Well... [chuckles] It's thanks to the work of brave men like you that America's enemies are working here for a minimum wage.
Quote from Red
Red: I just think it's pretty suspicious that after we left the Japanese restaurant our Japanese car broke down.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Okay, I'd like to thank everyone for coming back here with me. True, it is the place of my greatest humiliation. But the fish is good, the sake's strong, and these Japanese people are funny to watch.
Donna: That's the spirit, Dad. The slightly offensive spirit.