Kelso Quote #669
Quote from Kelso in Substitute
Eric: Mitch, I'm so sorry.
Mitch: What? I've lost the ability to process language on account of I have a concussion.
Kelso: There's more bad news. When you return to the course, you're gonna find that some punk drew boobs and a butt crack on the clown statue. And don't try to wash it off 'cause I used permanent marker.
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Quote from Red
Red: I just think it's pretty suspicious that after we left the Japanese restaurant our Japanese car broke down.
Quote from Red
Bob: Wow, I love this place. It's not just dinner. It's a thrill ride, 'cause there's a small chance you're getting knifed.
Red: I don't know, Bob. I've tried to avoid Asians with weapons ever since 7,000 of them tried to kill me.
Kitty: Well... [chuckles] It's thanks to the work of brave men like you that America's enemies are working here for a minimum wage.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Okay, I'd like to thank everyone for coming back here with me. True, it is the place of my greatest humiliation. But the fish is good, the sake's strong, and these Japanese people are funny to watch.
Donna: That's the spirit, Dad. The slightly offensive spirit.