Eric Quote #754

Quote from Eric in Who are You?

Jackie: Well, I don't have anything to say to my mom. She ditched me three months ago and that's all I need to know.
Eric: Oh, man, that's really sad. It's like a mother and daughter divided. [to Donna] So, hey, what about some second base action?
Bob: What did I tell you about talking about the bases, Flash?
Eric: Donna?
Donna: He doesn't know why.

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 ‘Who are You?’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Eric: Oh, man, I can't believe Donna is serious about this celibacy thing. Fez, how do you cope with not getting any?
Fez: I think you know how I cope. When you don't see me, I'm coping.

Quote from Jackie

Bob: Hey, Jackie, I know since you moved in we agreed to give each other messages as soon as possible and in the spirit of that, your mom called last Tuesday.
Jackie: But, what? No, she couldn't call, she's in Mexico. They don't have phones there.
Donna: Uh, yeah, they do.
Jackie: Why would we give them phones?

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Okay, here. Red. Try this tea. It'll make you feel British. Mum's the word, Governor.
Red: Kitty, this is America. We bomb countries that drink tea.
Kitty: Well, that's because coffee keeps us awake all night, and we wake up in such a bad mood, we have to bomb someone.