Eric Quote #753
Quote from Eric in Who are You?
Eric: Oh, hey, Donna, um, about this little celibacy kick we're on, does that cover quickies because I can be really quick.
Donna: Well, that's why I call you The Flash.
Eric: That's why you call me The Flash? I thought it was because I was flashy, like an entertainer. Come on, one little one. You can even watch TV.
Donna: Eric, we agreed to hold off until the wedding. It's cleansing.
Eric: No, Donna, giving up cigarettes is cleansing, giving up sex is reckless and irresponsible and I think it might cause cancer.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Who are You?’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Eric: Oh, man, I can't believe Donna is serious about this celibacy thing. Fez, how do you cope with not getting any?
Fez: I think you know how I cope. When you don't see me, I'm coping.
Quote from Jackie
Bob: Hey, Jackie, I know since you moved in we agreed to give each other messages as soon as possible and in the spirit of that, your mom called last Tuesday.
Jackie: But, what? No, she couldn't call, she's in Mexico. They don't have phones there.
Donna: Uh, yeah, they do.
Jackie: Why would we give them phones?
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, here. Red. Try this tea. It'll make you feel British. Mum's the word, Governor.
Red: Kitty, this is America. We bomb countries that drink tea.
Kitty: Well, that's because coffee keeps us awake all night, and we wake up in such a bad mood, we have to bomb someone.