Donna Quote #305

Quote from Donna in Who are You?

Donna: Jackie, just go see your mom. She chose you over golden sunsets, frozen margaritas... Man, why aren't we down there?
Jackie: Donna, you don't get her. Because you'll never understand the intoxicating quality of getting anything you want with your looks. Look, she's just here till she finds a new meal ticket.
Donna: [sighs] I don't believe that for a minute. I think she came back to be with you, not to find some lonely rich guy. Your mother is a lovely woman.
Bob: [enters] Donna, Pam and I are gonna catch a movie.
Pamela: It's my first American date in months. [both exit]
Donna: Your mother is a gold-digging tramp.

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Jackie: But, what? No, she couldn't call, she's in Mexico. They don't have phones there.
Donna: Uh, yeah, they do.
Jackie: Why would we give them phones?

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