Donna Quote #300

Quote from Donna in Won't Get Fooled Again

Donna: Oh, no.
Eric: No, no, no, no, no, no. Never say, "Oh, no," when you're talking about birth control pills. Anything's better than, "Oh, no."
Donna: I forgot to take one.
Eric: Except that. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, my God. One minute, my life's all light and breezy, and the next, I'm shackled to you and some kid.
Donna: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, my heart is pounding so hard, like in the cartoons when Daisy Duck sees Donald Duck, and her heart goes boom, boom! But that was a happy thing, and this is 'cause you couldn't keep your dirty hands off me!
Eric: Okay, okay, come on, let's... Let's think. Hey, there's only a couple of times a month something like this can happen, right? Maybe there's some kind of time-related loophole. Hey, did we spring forward or fall back?
Donna: When we did it? I don't know. I don't know what you'd call it, but it's the same every time.
Eric: Well, I can't be that bad, Donna. I got you pregnant!

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Quote from Bob

Bob: How you doing, kid?
Donna: Fine. I don't know. Scared.
Bob: Just know that whether you're pregnant or not, you're still my little girl. I support you.
Donna: Thanks, Dad.
Bob: But if you are pregnant, don't let Red touch the baby. He thinks he's tickling, but he just pokes. Trust me, I know from experience.
Donna: Well, Dad, maybe Red wasn't trying to tickle you. Maybe he was trying to poke you.
Bob: Why would Red poke me?
Donna: Why would he tickle you?

Quote from Eric

Kelso: What would a French girl do that an American girl would think is gross?
Fez: It could be anything. They eat snails.
Eric: Hey, maybe it's foot stuff.
Hyde: Foot stuff? What would you do to a foot?
Eric: I don't know, like, lick it or something?
Hyde: What is wrong with you?
Kelso: What are you, some kind of foot-licker?
Eric: No! I wouldn't lick. I would get licked. Oh, God! Why did I say that?

Quote from Fez

Fez: The point is that I don't want anything you gave me.
Kelso: I never gave you my yo-yo.
Fez: So I took it. And I tangled the string, too. Let's see you walk the dog now, you son of a bitch.