Kelso Quote #615
Quote from Kelso in A Legal Matter
Kelso: Here's my file. It doesn't say stooge anywhere. Ah, good picture, but that's no shocker.
Hyde: But this is.
Kelso: [screams] I think the batteries are starting to go. That one didn't hurt as much.
Eric: You better let me hold onto this file. I won't leave any fingerprints thanks to my cool new black gloves. Man, if only these shot webs.
Hyde: Aren't those your mom's Isotoners?
Kelso: All right, guys, I gotta figure out if I'm in trouble or not.
Officer Kennedy: [enters] What the hell is going on in here?
Hyde: I'm gonna go with "you're in trouble".
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Quote from Fez
Red: Okay, I think that we've been reviewing long enough. Let's see what you've learnt. I'll start you off with an easy one. Where do you live?
Fez: Amedica.
Red: It's pronounced America.
Fez: That's what I said, Amedica.
Red: America.
Fez: Amedica.
Quote from Red
Fez: Okay, what if they ask me about current events? Tell me about Vietnam.
Donna: Okay, so Vietnam was an illegal war, which we lost.
Red: What the hell are you teaching him? You come with me. I'll teach you the real American history. First of all, we didn't lose the war. It was a tie. Besides, they're grateful. They have McDonald's now.
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Red: What was President Dwight D. Eisenhower's greatest achievement?
Fez: He led the Allies to victory in World War II and sent those jackbooted Nazi bastards home to cry in their sauerkraut.
Red: I didn't understand a word you said, but I heard "Nazi bastards", and that's good enough for me.