Kitty Quote #540

Quote from Kitty in A Legal Matter

Kitty: Okay, Miss Smarty Pants, how about... Oh. Where was the famous tea party?
Donna: Boston.
Kitty: Nope.
Donna: What?
Kitty: Got it wrong. Sorry.
Donna: It's the Boston Tea Party.
Kitty: No, it says right here, it's the Boston Tea Party. Oh. I'm gonna have a Long Island tea party.

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 ‘A Legal Matter’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Red: Okay, I think that we've been reviewing long enough. Let's see what you've learnt. I'll start you off with an easy one. Where do you live?
Fez: Amedica.
Red: It's pronounced America.
Fez: That's what I said, Amedica.
Red: America.
Fez: Amedica.

Quote from Red

Fez: Okay, what if they ask me about current events? Tell me about Vietnam.
Donna: Okay, so Vietnam was an illegal war, which we lost.
Red: What the hell are you teaching him? You come with me. I'll teach you the real American history. First of all, we didn't lose the war. It was a tie. Besides, they're grateful. They have McDonald's now.

Quote from Red

Red: What was President Dwight D. Eisenhower's greatest achievement?
Fez: He led the Allies to victory in World War II and sent those jackbooted Nazi bastards home to cry in their sauerkraut.
Red: I didn't understand a word you said, but I heard "Nazi bastards", and that's good enough for me.