Kelso Quote #605
Quote from Kelso in Young Man Blues
Kelso: Officer Kennedy? I want you to know that even though it's my first ride-along, I'm not afraid to kill a man. I just don't wanna touch him after he's dead.
Officer Kennedy: Shut it, Cadet. Here, take care of the radio.
Kelso: Cool. We each get our own walkie-talkies? I'd like a pepperoni pizza. Address, Hauling Ass Down Central.
Officer Kennedy: Hey. Hey, if you wanna play games, go join the highway patrol.
Man: [over radio] Unit 10, we've got a 415 in progress.
Kelso: Cool. What's a 415?
Officer Kennedy: Why don't you look in your manual?
Kelso: "A canine defecating on private property." Oh, cool! It's a dog crapping on a lawn! Gun it!
Officer Kennedy: A 415 is a domestic disturbance, you chowder head.
Kelso: Oh. Damn, I always wanted to put a dog in handcuffs.
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Eric: Under there? But it's all spidery.
Red: Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass.
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Quote from Eric
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Socket wrench.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy guy.
Eric: Han Solo.
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Flathead screwdriver.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: I know this. Guy with the breathing problem.
Eric: "Guy with the breathing problem." This is Darth freaking Vader. Seriously, Dad, if you don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.