Kelso Quote #611
Quote from Kelso in Young Man Blues
Officer Kennedy: Why are you in my seat?
Kelso: This automobile has not moved. Wait, you didn't ask me that.
Officer Kennedy: Did you touch anything? Because if you did, you are in big trouble.
Kelso: No, I can assure you, everything is exactly as you left it.
Hyde: [over radio] Hey, Kelso, did you get the cop car back before your boss found out you stole it?
Kelso: Okay, that... I can explain that.
Colette: [sits up] Where am I?
Kelso: I... I can't explain that.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Young Man Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Okay, get under the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes.
Eric: Under there? But it's all spidery.
Red: Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: [siren wails] Whoa, it's the Five-O. Better go hide my stash. [off Kitty's look] Comic books. And comic book paraphernalia.
Quote from Eric
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Socket wrench.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy guy.
Eric: Han Solo.
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Flathead screwdriver.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: I know this. Guy with the breathing problem.
Eric: "Guy with the breathing problem." This is Darth freaking Vader. Seriously, Dad, if you don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.