Jackie Quote #344
Quote from Jackie in Young Man Blues
Jackie: Would you sit still?
Donna: Jackie, she's not a doll.
Jackie: Well, not a good one, anyway.
Colette: I don't want a makeover. You're supposed to be helping me with my homework.
Jackie: Homework is for ugly girls. Okay? Pretty girls get geeky boys to do their homework for them.
Donna: Jackie, you're supposed to do fun stuff, like go roller-skating, not teach her to prostitute herself for geometry notes.
Colette: She's cool. Why can't she be my Big Sister?
Jackie: See, Donna already has a little sister. Her name's Eric.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Young Man Blues’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Okay, get under the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes.
Eric: Under there? But it's all spidery.
Red: Get under there or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: [siren wails] Whoa, it's the Five-O. Better go hide my stash. [off Kitty's look] Comic books. And comic book paraphernalia.
Quote from Eric
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Socket wrench.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: Drives the spaceship. Sits next to the hairy guy.
Eric: Han Solo.
[Red picks up a tool]
Eric: Flathead screwdriver.
[Eric picks up an action figure]
Red: I know this. Guy with the breathing problem.
Eric: "Guy with the breathing problem." This is Darth freaking Vader. Seriously, Dad, if you don't know the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the Jedi warrior, then I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you.