Kelso Quote #572
Donna: No, yeah, this is good. Why put yourself out for some kid? Children grow up without dads all the time.
Kelso: Right.
Jackie: Yeah, like Steven.
Kelso: Well, I don't want him ending up like Hyde. With hair all frizzed out with angry thoughts. [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] Ow! And violent, too.
Hyde: Kelso, you know what you should do, but you're not gonna do it 'cause you're too much of a tool.
Kelso: You know what? It's real easy to talk about the right thing to do when it's not your life.
Hyde: Tool.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I'm Free’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, Red, just because he sat in your chair is no reason to get the boy deported.
Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. It's about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner.
Quote from Red
Red: All right, fine, I won't volunteer anything. But if he asks me a direct question, I'm not lying.
Kitty: Oh, you won't have to. I'll do all the talking for you.
Red: Well, you'll be good at that. And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan here crumble before the full force of the U.S. government.
Fez: Okay, that's it. Anwar I can deal with. Tonto, in the ballpark, but Tarzan... Tarzan is a white guy.
Red: Don't sass me, Tarzan.
Quote from Fez
Fez: [sings] Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Soapy, soapy, scrubby, scrubby Fez is nice and clean.
Red: What the hell?! [opens shower curtain]
Fez: I don't know what you heard, but this show ain't free. [closes shower curtain]