Red Quote #529
Red: All right, fine, I won't volunteer anything. But if he asks me a direct question, I'm not lying.
Kitty: Oh, you won't have to. I'll do all the talking for you.
Red: Well, you'll be good at that. And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan here crumble before the full force of the U.S. government.
Fez: Okay, that's it. Anwar I can deal with. Tonto, in the ballpark, but Tarzan... Tarzan is a white guy.
Red: Don't sass me, Tarzan.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I'm Free’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, Red, just because he sat in your chair is no reason to get the boy deported.
Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. It's about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner.
Quote from Red
Red: Out of my chair, Tonto.
Fez: Oh, come on. A chair is a chair. Branch out a little. Try the piano bench.
Red: What did you say?
Kitty: Laurie, go get a cup of milk.
Laurie: Why?
Kitty: It'll keep Fez's teeth alive until we get him to the dentist. [doorbell rings] [Eric opens door]
Agent Armstrong: Hi, sir. Hal Armstrong from the immigration service. I'm here to conduct some interviews.
Red: What do you want to know? 'Cause I'll tell you everything.
Fez: Is it too late to give you back your chair?
Red: Oh, no, don't get up. This could be the last time you sit on furniture that you didn't build out of mud and twigs.
Quote from Fez
Fez: [sings] Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Soapy, soapy, scrubby, scrubby Fez is nice and clean.
Red: What the hell?! [opens shower curtain]
Fez: I don't know what you heard, but this show ain't free. [closes shower curtain]