Donna Quote #293
Donna: Kelso!
Kelso: Donna, let go of my leg! I swear I got no problem kicking a girl!
Donna: Look, you've done a lot of stupid crap over the years... You stole my panties. You tied my hamster to a bottle rocket. And I don't know how many times I caught you peeping through my window.
Kelso: Five.
Donna: Look, the point is, I let it all slide because underneath I knew you were a good guy. But if you bail on Brooke, I will never respect you again, and neither will anybody else.
Kelso: Look, I know, okay? I know. I just... I don't know what to do.
Donna: Well, Kelso, you need to go talk to her.
Kelso: Okay.
Donna: Good. [reads wall] What? "Touch Donna Pinciotti's panties for 5 bucks. Call Michael Kelso"? [shoves Kelso out the window]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I'm Free’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, Red, just because he sat in your chair is no reason to get the boy deported.
Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. It's about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner.
Quote from Red
Red: All right, fine, I won't volunteer anything. But if he asks me a direct question, I'm not lying.
Kitty: Oh, you won't have to. I'll do all the talking for you.
Red: Well, you'll be good at that. And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan here crumble before the full force of the U.S. government.
Fez: Okay, that's it. Anwar I can deal with. Tonto, in the ballpark, but Tarzan... Tarzan is a white guy.
Red: Don't sass me, Tarzan.
Quote from Fez
Fez: [sings] Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Soapy, soapy, scrubby, scrubby Fez is nice and clean.
Red: What the hell?! [opens shower curtain]
Fez: I don't know what you heard, but this show ain't free. [closes shower curtain]