Fez Quote #520
Red: What is this doing here?
Kitty: Okay, Red, he just has to stay here for a few days.
Red: But Kitty, he was in my shower. He saw my legs.
Fez: And he saw Pepe.
Red: Shut up.
Eric: Listen, Dad, the I.N.S. is coming, and if they find out this marriage is fake, Fez could get deported.
Red: Well, that's Anwar's problem.
Fez: Oh, but I cannot go back home. I'm an American now. I'm lazy, fat, and soft. Like you.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘I'm Free’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, Red, just because he sat in your chair is no reason to get the boy deported.
Fez: You don't like me because I'm not from here.
Red: This has nothing to do with you being a foreigner. It's about you taking advantage of my daughter like a sneaky foreigner.
Quote from Red
Red: All right, fine, I won't volunteer anything. But if he asks me a direct question, I'm not lying.
Kitty: Oh, you won't have to. I'll do all the talking for you.
Red: Well, you'll be good at that. And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan here crumble before the full force of the U.S. government.
Fez: Okay, that's it. Anwar I can deal with. Tonto, in the ballpark, but Tarzan... Tarzan is a white guy.
Red: Don't sass me, Tarzan.
Quote from Fez
Fez: [sings] Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream Soapy, soapy, scrubby, scrubby Fez is nice and clean.
Red: What the hell?! [opens shower curtain]
Fez: I don't know what you heard, but this show ain't free. [closes shower curtain]