Red: What is this doing here?
Kitty: Okay, Red, he just has to stay here for a few days.
Red: But Kitty, he was in my shower. He saw my legs.
Fez: And he saw Pepe.
Red: Shut up.
Eric: Listen, Dad, the I.N.S. is coming, and if they find out this marriage is fake, Fez could get deported.
Red: Well, that's Anwar's problem.
Fez: Oh, but I cannot go back home. I'm an American now. I'm lazy, fat, and soft. Like you.