Quote from Kitty in Jackie Says Cheese
Kitty: Oh. Good morning. Oh, here, honey. I brought you something back from the hospital. A lollipop. Eric: Mom, I'm 17 years old. Kitty: Which is why I also brought you condoms. [Red and Eric groan] Well, see, we had a teenage mom come in, and it's just... Well, you know, I worry about you. Eric: That I'll get pregnant? You're not a good nurse. Kitty: Now, don't be a porky mouth. Oh. Here. Sexual health pamphlets. [Red and Eric groan] I just want you to know that intercourse is a responsibility, not just a right. Eric: Okay, well, this couldn't be more uncomfortable. Kitty: Oh, uh, don't forget your condoms. Eric: I was wrong!