Cheyenne Quote #271

Quote from Cheyenne in Playdate

Sandra: It says "anticonvulsants can cause a false positive in a pregnancy test." Maybe Amy was taking those.
Cheyenne: She must have been. I've never seen her convulse, like, ever. But wait, she also looked really pregnant.
Sandra: Right. But maybe, she was faking it.
Cheyenne: So Adam would think it's his and have to pay them child support. That's smart. Get that beekeeping money.

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 ‘Playdate’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!

Quote from Justine

Justine: Oh, my God, he's so cute. My ovaries are exploding. It's like, scrambled eggs, anyone?
Garrett: Oh, gross.
Corey: Disgusting.

Quote from Sandra

Sandra: So I got it.
Cheyenne: What?
Sandra: Jonah's DNA.
Cheyenne: You took that from Jonah?
Sandra: Yeah. And I found one of Parker's pacifiers. So now we just send them to the lab with $200 and then wait for the results.
Cheyenne: Oh. Yeah, you know, I don't wanna do that, no offense. It just crosses so many lines and is, like, super crazy.
Sandra: Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought about the lines. So, um... Could you, like, not tell Jonah and Amy about this?
Cheyenne: Oh, sorry, but I kind of just think I'm gonna.
Sandra: Of course. Yeah, totally get it.