Mateo Quote #356
Mateo: You know how I'm producing Brian's birthday? I'm trying to get a tribute band, and I need your opinion. I found this live-action version of the Beastie Boys...
Garrett: The Beastie-Boys were live-action.
Mateo: Wait, so it wasn't a cartoon where every beast played a different instrument? Well, I like my version better.
Garrett: Look, man. Dina's plan, it's insane, right?
Mateo: Oh, yeah, it's off the rails, but I'm not gonna tell her that. It's Dina. She doesn't respond well to outside input. She's like Tyler Perry.
Garrett: All right, well, she's gonna scare this guy off.
Mateo: I know, it's crazy. Someone should stop her. Besides us, I mean.
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Quote from Dina
Garrett: Okay, just keep it simple. Take him out to a nice dinner.
Dina: I don't even know what a nice dinner is. Is it a hot soup followed by a cold soup? Is it a place that gives you bread? Is it a place that wants you to bring your own bread?
Garrett: What are you talking about? You've had dinner before.
Dina: Not as a girlfriend!
Garrett: It's very similar!
Quote from Justine
Justine: Oh, my God, he's so cute. My ovaries are exploding. It's like, scrambled eggs, anyone?
Garrett: Oh, gross.
Corey: Disgusting.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: So I got it.
Cheyenne: What?
Sandra: Jonah's DNA.
Cheyenne: You took that from Jonah?
Sandra: Yeah. And I found one of Parker's pacifiers. So now we just send them to the lab with $200 and then wait for the results.
Cheyenne: Oh. Yeah, you know, I don't wanna do that, no offense. It just crosses so many lines and is, like, super crazy.
Sandra: Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought about the lines. So, um... Could you, like, not tell Jonah and Amy about this?
Cheyenne: Oh, sorry, but I kind of just think I'm gonna.
Sandra: Of course. Yeah, totally get it.