Dina Quote #642
Quote from Dina in Zephra Cares
Garrett: Okay, so now you're saying I don't know how to count?
Glenn: Well, no offense, Garrett, but you did say "intensive purposes," which, apparently, is kind of dumb.
Garrett: I'm not dumb! I'm one of the smartest people in the store.
Dina: Well, that's a bit of a stretch.
Garrett: It's true. It's kind of my thing. People are always like, "Garrett, he's clever and funny."
Dina: Okay, then be clever and funny.
Garrett: Well... No, not... It's not appropriate right now when we're missing a package.
Dina: I'll set you up for it, okay? A Polish guy and a blonde walk into a bar.
Garrett: What?
Dina: Come on, man. I put you on the one yard line.
Superstore Quotes
‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.