Garrett: Okay, so now you're saying I don't know how to count?
Glenn: Well, no offense, Garrett, but you did say "intensive purposes," which, apparently, is kind of dumb.
Garrett: I'm not dumb! I'm one of the smartest people in the store.
Dina: Well, that's a bit of a stretch.
Garrett: It's true. It's kind of my thing. People are always like, "Garrett, he's clever and funny."
Dina: Okay, then be clever and funny.
Garrett: Well... No, not... It's not appropriate right now when we're missing a package.
Dina: I'll set you up for it, okay? A Polish guy and a blonde walk into a bar.
Garrett: What?
Dina: Come on, man. I put you on the one yard line.