Cheyenne Quote #263

Quote from Cheyenne in Employee App

Cheyenne: How are we supposed to use any of this stuff when we're not even allowed to have our phones on the floor?
Amy: The new policy says that you can have your phones now. In fact, you are expected to carry them.
Marcus: [gasps]
Cheyenne: Holy [bleep]. [laughter]
Mateo: I am so happy right now.

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