Amy Quote #581
Quote from Amy in Cereal Bar
Jonah: You have to admit, it is pretty convenient timing.
Amy: Can you just help me figure out how to play this? Kira Moon isn't some stodgy Cloud 9 CEO. She's young and edgy and fun, and I think she's progressive. Look at her profile pic. It's just a purple square. That's gotta mean something.
Jonah: You know, maybe this could actually be an opportunity.
Amy: No. No, Jonah. No. I know what you're thinking.
Jonah: Oh, come on, I'm just saying, how often do employees get to talk to the CEO? You know, we could bring up some of our issues.
Amy: And have her first impression of us be Veruca Salt barking out orders? [British accent] "But Daddy, I want health insurance now!"
Jonah: That is pretty adorable. I don't know how they'd say no.
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Quote from Glenn
Glenn: The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
Garrett: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Glenn: Here, watch me. [shouts] Why did I have a baby so late in life? [talks] You know, stuff like that.
Garrett: You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
Glenn: Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
Garrett: Still not getting it.
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Oh, I like this game. Is it bigger than a dog?
Sayid: It's clearly bigger than a dog.
Cheyenne: You don't know what dog I'm thinking of.
Quote from Glenn
Amy: Good morning, Store 1217. We have a very exciting surprise today. Zephra has sent us a little break room upgrade just to say "Welcome to the Z-Fam." They asked me to say it that way, and I'm happy to.
Glenn: Okay, let me guess. Ah... It's a pipe organ. Oh, my gosh, I can call Judy from the church and she'll give us lessons, though you have to practice 'cause otherwise you're just wasting her time.
Amy: Don't need Judy. Not a pipe organ.