Mateo Quote #339
Quote from Mateo in Sandra's Wedding
Eric: You took over a wedding. This is the Amy-est thing I've ever seen.
Amy: I don't want to be doing this. I'm just trying to make this the best day of their dumb lives.
Eric: Tell me how to help.
Amy: Now you want to help, when we're almost done? Next time, figure out how to help on your own. I'm not going to help you help.
Eric: You see? She's like a 12-year-old when I'm around.
Amy: Oh, shut up, Eric. I'm like this all the time, idiot.
Mateo: [gasps] Oh, she's so mad. This is my favorite. [off Amy's look] I mean, Eric, stop. Come on, she's my boss.
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Quote from Dina
Sandra: You guys are the best. I love you all.
All: Aw...
Carol: Wait! Don't eat that. They're filled with laxatives.
Dina: What? Why? I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem. For the record, I do not. My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber. I won't do it.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So, uh, one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry is Jerry and I went to... A rodeo. Yeah, yeah, it's funny, because we're in a cowboy restaurant, but I would've told this story either way. Um, so we're at the rodeo, right? And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos. And Jerry leans over to me and says... "I can do that." [laughter]
Sandra: Really?
Jerry: [laughs]
Garrett: It was so sad. So sad.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80 down the freeway, and the mob guys are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right? And I lean over to Jerry. I go, "Jerry, what are you getting me into here?" And Jerry, calm as a cucumber, looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes, "Welcome to my life." [laughter]
Sandra: "Welcome to my life"!
Garrett: So, Sandra, welcome to Jerry's life. Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures. Congratulations.
All: Cheers.
Sandra: When did you get sunglasses?
Jerry: I guess at a rodeo.