Garrett Quote #424

Quote from Garrett in Sandra's Wedding

Garrett: So, uh, one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry is Jerry and I went to... A rodeo. Yeah, yeah, it's funny, because we're in a cowboy restaurant, but I would've told this story either way. Um, so we're at the rodeo, right? And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos. And Jerry leans over to me and says... "I can do that." [laughter]
Sandra: Really?
Jerry: [laughs]
Garrett: It was so sad. So sad.

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Quote from Dina

Sandra: You guys are the best. I love you all.
All: Aw...
Carol: Wait! Don't eat that. They're filled with laxatives.
Dina: What? Why? I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem. For the record, I do not. My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber. I won't do it.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80 down the freeway, and the mob guys are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right? And I lean over to Jerry. I go, "Jerry, what are you getting me into here?" And Jerry, calm as a cucumber, looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes, "Welcome to my life." [laughter]
Sandra: "Welcome to my life"!
Garrett: So, Sandra, welcome to Jerry's life. Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures. Congratulations.
All: Cheers.
Sandra: When did you get sunglasses?
Jerry: I guess at a rodeo.

Quote from Glenn

Garrett: Hey, Glenn, that's the only story I had. That's all I know about them.
Glenn: Okay, I'm sorry. I just... I panicked. But you're going to be fine. I remember you told me something about you and Jerry eating corn, so maybe go with that.
Garrett: What? We ate corn once.
Glenn: Well, don't just blurt it out. Come on, paint me a picture. What time of day was it? Was there butter? Hmm? Was there salt?