Eric: You took over a wedding. This is the Amy-est thing I've ever seen.
Amy: I don't want to be doing this. I'm just trying to make this the best day of their dumb lives.
Eric: Tell me how to help.
Amy: Now you want to help, when we're almost done? Next time, figure out how to help on your own. I'm not going to help you help.
Eric: You see? She's like a 12-year-old when I'm around.
Amy: Oh, shut up, Eric. I'm like this all the time, idiot.
Mateo: [gasps] Oh, she's so mad. This is my favorite. [off Amy's look] I mean, Eric, stop. Come on, she's my boss.