Mateo Quote #342
Quote from Mateo in Sandra's Wedding
Cheyenne: Tough night, huh?
Mateo: [laughs] What are you talking about? I love being stuck back here, tied to this wall. My little friend. Plus, my phone died, and Eric hasn't been by in an hour, so...
Cheyenne: Yeah.
Mateo: He left, didn't he?
Cheyenne: [nods] I'm sorry.
Mateo: I don't blame him. It's my fault. I don't know what I was thinking, trying to get into a normal relationship. It was going so well, you know, that I forgot about all this. It's just too much to ask him to deal with, you know?
Cheyenne: Well, I can stay here with you, and we can watch Lasagna Bear on my phone.
Mateo: I watched it. It's just a bear eating a lasagna. I don't know what I was expecting.
Cheyenne: Yeah, the internet has gotten so bad.
Mateo: Yeah, I think it's over.
Eric: Sorry to interrupt, but I was wondering if you wanted to dance.
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‘Sandra's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Sandra: You guys are the best. I love you all.
All: Aw...
Carol: Wait! Don't eat that. They're filled with laxatives.
Dina: What? Why? I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem. For the record, I do not. My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber. I won't do it.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So, uh, one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry is Jerry and I went to... A rodeo. Yeah, yeah, it's funny, because we're in a cowboy restaurant, but I would've told this story either way. Um, so we're at the rodeo, right? And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos. And Jerry leans over to me and says... "I can do that." [laughter]
Sandra: Really?
Jerry: [laughs]
Garrett: It was so sad. So sad.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80 down the freeway, and the mob guys are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right? And I lean over to Jerry. I go, "Jerry, what are you getting me into here?" And Jerry, calm as a cucumber, looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes, "Welcome to my life." [laughter]
Sandra: "Welcome to my life"!
Garrett: So, Sandra, welcome to Jerry's life. Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures. Congratulations.
All: Cheers.
Sandra: When did you get sunglasses?
Jerry: I guess at a rodeo.