Marcus Quote #328
Quote from Marcus in Favoritism
Amy: All right, let's continue with hypothetical scenarios. Uh, Mateo, if I were to ask you to file a 1038(b) form, that would require you to...
Mateo: Fax a copy of the incident report along with the updated employee information. Boom.
Amy: Uh, yeah. Okay, uh, good.
Marcus: Hold up, you're forgetting that you have to give Linda in legal a heads up 'cause you need a 1022(c). I've had to deal with a lot of accidents in the warehouse. Especially before Michael was fired. That guy loved his nail gun. And heroin.
Amy: Well, uh, Marcus, that is all very correct.
Cheyenne: Well, Mateo got the first part of the question right, he just biffed the important part.
Mateo: So glad you're here, Cheyenne.
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Quote from Justine
Amy: Okay, let's start by hearing everybody's work experience. You first, Justine.
Justine: Oh, okay. Well, um, I have worked here for over three years, and before that I was a dog groomer. So I guess you could say I am good with hot-tempered bitches. [chuckles] I'm sorry. I'm very nervous.
Amy: No, thank you, Justine, for answering the question.
Quote from Mateo
Amy: Okay, Mateo, uh, you?
Mateo: I, um, can type 100 words per minute.
Amy: Oh, wow.
Mateo: And I am currently on a three month trial of the full Microsoft Office Suite.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: [sings] ♪ There were nights where the wind was so cold ♪
Justine: You really need your assistant to sing to you?
Amy: It helps with stress. You should've known that. Ten points deducted.
Justine: No
Mateo: ♪ Right outside the window ♪