Jonah Quote #447
Quote from Jonah in Negotiations
Jonah: To be clear, you want the workers to buy safety equipment for your stores? What are we gonna throw in next... carts, shelving? You know, maybe... maybe we could pay your salaries. How much do you make? Maybe I could go get my checkbook.
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Quote from Dina
Amy: Oh, crap! That might be Jonah. Hold on, give me a second. Yes. Yes, it's him. "Georgia had bagel accident"? What the hell does that mean?
Dina: Ah, he probably used voice-to-text. I bet he meant, "George had a baked quail egg salad." Oh, this George sounds like a bit of an oddball.
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Sandra: I look at these chumps, I see breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Quote from Marcus
Amy: All right, well, um, we have a power outage.
Marcus: Lack of electricity. Technically, it's still in here in the walls, but we can't get it out via the wires.