Glenn Quote #577
Quote from Glenn in Negotiations
Glenn: Excuse me, ma'am. Are you looking for a fancy way to display your pig-based sauces? Well, no look no further. Nope, you hate it. Okay, I can see that. Sorry to waste your time.
Woman: Hey, don't apologize. I get it. I work in sales myself.
Glenn: No kidding.
Woman: Well, beachfront timeshares in Fort Lauderdale pretty much sell themselves, you know? Hot tub, wraparound balcony, great views. It's the perfect vacation getaway.
Glenn: Really?
Woman: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: It must be pretty pricey, though.
Woman: You would think, but it actually turns out to be much cheaper than a hotel.
Glenn: No.
Woman: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: Okay, I-I don't want to put you out, but if I gave you my email, is there any way that I could get more information?
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Amy: Oh, crap! That might be Jonah. Hold on, give me a second. Yes. Yes, it's him. "Georgia had bagel accident"? What the hell does that mean?
Dina: Ah, he probably used voice-to-text. I bet he meant, "George had a baked quail egg salad." Oh, this George sounds like a bit of an oddball.
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Amy: All right, well, um, we have a power outage.
Marcus: Lack of electricity. Technically, it's still in here in the walls, but we can't get it out via the wires.