Amy Quote #524
Quote from Amy in Trick-or-Treat
Amy: And look at these cat ears. Amazing! I think it says back here they were, uh, made in Taiwan. Have you ever been to Taiwan?
Marcus: Amy, is there a second place? Because I am drenched in urine.
Maya: Okay, um, maybe we wrap this up. Uh, I am so honored to receive this Sprite, especially because so many of you had such great costumes here. You know, like these two. They had multiple couples costumes. Are they cute or what?
Sayid: Jonah and Kelly aren't a couple.
Sandra: Yeah, Jonah's in love with Amy.
Maya: Wait, what?
Amy: What? I don't know. That's... Jonah, is that true?
Jonah: It's true. I love her. Um, sorry, Kelly. I... I probably should have told you before telling the entire store, but I am breaking up with you.
Maya: Okay, it seems like I should give you guys a little privacy.
Amy: Uh...
Jonah: Uh, no, no, no, because I need to explain more to you, Kelly. Uh, you're a great gal, but, uh, Amy and I just have a connection.
Kelly: I hate coming to this stupid store.
Maya: I'm really gonna go now.
Amy: You can't because the costume contest is not over yet. [sees Dina] And now it's done! Another round of applause for Maya the Cat.
Superstore Quotes
‘Trick-or-Treat’ Quotes
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Sorry I'm late. Sorry.
All: Wow.
Marcus: Hard to get in my car in this thing, but guess who's winning our costume contest?
Amy: Oh, by the way, there will be no costume contest this year.
Marcus: What?
Amy: Corporate didn't want to approve another racial sensitivity training.
Marcus: Tita Irma spent an hour this morning sewing me into this.
Garrett: You're sewed into that? How are you gonna use the bathroom?
Marcus: There's actually a lot of padding in here, so... [all murmur in disgust]
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Glenn and Garrett, you two are gonna be managing the haunted house in the garden center.
Garrett: Aww, man, then I won't get to hear Jonah lecture us on whatever dumb metaphor his costume's supposed to be.
Jonah: Uh, actually, I got tired of explaining my costume every year, so this year, I'm just gonna be a good old-fashioned cowboy.
Glenn: We get it. You're herding us to the polls because no one here votes.
Jonah: No, really, I'm...
Dina: Don't be stupid. He's obviously toxic American masculinity.
Jonah: Actually, I... I like that better. I'm switching to that.
Quote from Sayid
Jonah: Point is, we almost have enough cards signed to unionize. This is great, guys. We're gonna be a union. [all cheer]
Amy: [enters] Ooh, this sounds fun. Did Sayid reach a new level of Pokémon?
Sayid: My girlfriend made me quit.