Amy Quote #525
Quote from Amy in Trick-or-Treat
Jonah: That was exhausting.
Amy: Yeah, well, breakups are exhausting.
Jonah: Um... so the cards are all here.
Amy: Great.
Jonah: But also some empty candy wrappers.
Amy: Okay. Okay, well... [stammers] Let's not panic. Maybe she just, um, reached in and grabbed some candy and didn't see the cards, or... or maybe those candies are from somewhere else and she just ditched the wrappers in there.
Jonah: Or maybe she saw the cards.
Amy: But if she saw the cards, she would have said something.
Jonah: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, definitely. Right?
Superstore Quotes
‘Trick-or-Treat’ Quotes
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Sorry I'm late. Sorry.
All: Wow.
Marcus: Hard to get in my car in this thing, but guess who's winning our costume contest?
Amy: Oh, by the way, there will be no costume contest this year.
Marcus: What?
Amy: Corporate didn't want to approve another racial sensitivity training.
Marcus: Tita Irma spent an hour this morning sewing me into this.
Garrett: You're sewed into that? How are you gonna use the bathroom?
Marcus: There's actually a lot of padding in here, so... [all murmur in disgust]
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Glenn and Garrett, you two are gonna be managing the haunted house in the garden center.
Garrett: Aww, man, then I won't get to hear Jonah lecture us on whatever dumb metaphor his costume's supposed to be.
Jonah: Uh, actually, I got tired of explaining my costume every year, so this year, I'm just gonna be a good old-fashioned cowboy.
Glenn: We get it. You're herding us to the polls because no one here votes.
Jonah: No, really, I'm...
Dina: Don't be stupid. He's obviously toxic American masculinity.
Jonah: Actually, I... I like that better. I'm switching to that.
Quote from Sayid
Jonah: Point is, we almost have enough cards signed to unionize. This is great, guys. We're gonna be a union. [all cheer]
Amy: [enters] Ooh, this sounds fun. Did Sayid reach a new level of Pokémon?
Sayid: My girlfriend made me quit.