Dina Quote #580
Quote from Dina in Trick-or-Treat
Dina: I think we found the cards. Well, I found them. Marcus knocked all my felt tips on the floor, some of them lost their caps, and now it's just a race against the clock until they dry out.
Amy: Dina, where are the cards?
Dina: I saw footage of Maya grabbing a goodie bag on her way out.
Amy: What? No! She left, like, 20 minutes ago.
Dina: Actually, no. She stopped in housewares and had what looked like a very emotional moment with Brett, then she went to grocery. Picked up eggs and bell peppers. I think it's a Denver omelet night.
Amy: Dina, where is she now?
Dina: She just went out to the parking lot.
Amy: Well, we need to stop her.
Dina: Amy, wait! Do I still need to be a part of this? Because, I hate to keep beating the same drum, but the felt tips...
Amy: I'll get you new felt tips!
Dina: I don't want new felt tips! I have perfectly good felt tips on my floor!
Superstore Quotes
‘Trick-or-Treat’ Quotes
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: Sorry I'm late. Sorry.
All: Wow.
Marcus: Hard to get in my car in this thing, but guess who's winning our costume contest?
Amy: Oh, by the way, there will be no costume contest this year.
Marcus: What?
Amy: Corporate didn't want to approve another racial sensitivity training.
Marcus: Tita Irma spent an hour this morning sewing me into this.
Garrett: You're sewed into that? How are you gonna use the bathroom?
Marcus: There's actually a lot of padding in here, so... [all murmur in disgust]
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Glenn and Garrett, you two are gonna be managing the haunted house in the garden center.
Garrett: Aww, man, then I won't get to hear Jonah lecture us on whatever dumb metaphor his costume's supposed to be.
Jonah: Uh, actually, I got tired of explaining my costume every year, so this year, I'm just gonna be a good old-fashioned cowboy.
Glenn: We get it. You're herding us to the polls because no one here votes.
Jonah: No, really, I'm...
Dina: Don't be stupid. He's obviously toxic American masculinity.
Jonah: Actually, I... I like that better. I'm switching to that.
Quote from Sayid
Jonah: Point is, we almost have enough cards signed to unionize. This is great, guys. We're gonna be a union. [all cheer]
Amy: [enters] Ooh, this sounds fun. Did Sayid reach a new level of Pokémon?
Sayid: My girlfriend made me quit.