Glenn Quote #556
Quote from Glenn in Mall Closing
Amy: So I realized the best way to attract a mall crowd is to mall this place up. I had them spray a bunch of knockoff perfume everywhere. I put some massage chairs over on the breezeway. We're giving away free ear piercings, and I had them bring in the water fountain from the Garden Center.
Glenn: The mall had all this stuff in one place?
Amy: Yeah, I mean, I'm working with what we have. It's not like I can put a movie theater in here.
Glenn: The mall had movies, too? [scoffs] It sounds terrible. I'm glad it's gone.
Superstore Quotes
‘Mall Closing’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: Sandra, get those kids off the massage chairs.
Sandra: Those girls? They look like they're from Euphoria.
Dina: Well, they don't have to go back there. They just have to get off the chairs.
Amy: Euphoria's a show.
Dina: Whatever, there's a bunch of teens in the café. We can start there.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Well, I hope your kid stops hating you before the store's destroyed.
Amy: Okay, she doesn't hate me, and it's really not that bad. And... Oh, I hadn't seen what they'd done to the robot.
Dina: Always penises. Just once I'd like to see them draw a vagina. Never mind. There they are on the back. That's something.
Quote from Mateo
Jonah: How's the job search going?
Mateo: Well, I need something that's cash only and under the table, and I'm not willing to clean anyone's garage in my underwear, so my options are limited.