Quote from Glenn in Mall Closing
Amy: So I realized the best way to attract a mall crowd is to mall this place up. I had them spray a bunch of knockoff perfume everywhere. I put some massage chairs over on the breezeway. We're giving away free ear piercings, and I had them bring in the water fountain from the Garden Center. Glenn: The mall had all this stuff in one place? Amy: Yeah, I mean, I'm working with what we have. It's not like I can put a movie theater in here. Glenn: The mall had movies, too? [scoffs] It sounds terrible. I'm glad it's gone.