Glenn Quote #551
Glenn: Hey, I was gonna clean that spill.
Jonah: Oh, well, yeah.
Glenn: I need a spill. [takes customer's drink]
Jonah: Oh, no, Glenn, you don't need to prove yourself.
Glenn: Refills are 49 cents. [pours drink]
Jonah: No, Gle...
Glenn: Okay, here we go. If you think that robot is good at cleaning, you should see Glenn the man.
Jonah: Okay, Glenn the man, there's no reason to be threatened by this thing.
Glenn: Really? 'Cause first it took my name, and then it pushed me out of the way while I was working, and now it took my spill. I mean, maybe it should be raising my child and sleeping with Jerusha.
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Quote from Dina
Garrett: Is this entirely necessary?
Marcus: Yes. They can't stop four Mateos from getting out of there.
Garrett: But they can stop some of us?
Dina: Ideally, no. Best case scenario, Mateo gets out. Second best scenario, we all get out but they keep Mateo. Third best scenario, they keep one of us but Mateo gets out. Fourth best scenario...
Garrett: You can't have four best scenarios!
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Dick. Pretending like corporate didn't send ICE in here.
Jonah: Yeah, but well played with the anti-union stuff. You're like a double agent. My own Elizabeth Jennings.
Amy: Is that from The Americans?
Jonah: Yeah, it's so good. You should just...
Amy: I'm not gonna watch it.
Jonah: Just...
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: This is the detention center. We're hatching a plan to bust out Mateo. Now, the key is to go at night when the guards are fast asleep.
Garrett: Wow, that's a great plan. You know what you could do? You could hang a poster of the moon up outside the window, that way they'll think it's night time. You can go in whenever you want.
Marcus: I'm writing this down.
Dina: He's mocking us, Marcus. He only likes letting birds out of cages, not people.