Marcus Quote #286
Quote from Marcus in Employee Appreciation Day
Marcus: Screw it. You can live with me. I've been living in a small utility room in the back of the store for several months.
All: What?
Marcus: I bathe at night in the employee bathroom, and I pee in jars.
Amy: Ew.
Jonah: Why wouldn't you just pee in the bathroom?
Marcus: 'Cause I've been peeing in jars.
Mateo: I would love to not spend the rest of my life living with you in a hole in the back of the store, but thank you.
Marcus: You're welcome.
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‘Employee Appreciation Day’ Quotes
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Mateo: I know, right?
Quote from Sayid
Sayid: Here I have my refugee identity certificate, my social security card, driver's license, electric bills proving my residence.
Officer: That's fine. That's fine.
Sayid: And here are pictures of me at the block party in my mostly white neighborhood. As you can see, everybody's smiling. The community is embracing me.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Guys, let's not forget that Jesus was an immigrant from heaven.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Glenn: Yeah. And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East.