Carol Quote #119
Quote from Carol in Employee Appreciation Day
Sandra: Well, I care about maternity leave. I'm not pregnant, but I am in a relationship that's going very well, and we don't use protection.
Carol: Cut the crap, Sandra. I know you're sleeping with Jerry.
Garrett: Whoa.
Sayid: What? I- I-
Justine: You broke the coin flip?
Marcus: Why do we even have laws?
Mateo: I guess Amy's not the only hypocrite in the room.
Superstore Quotes
‘Employee Appreciation Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: [phone buzzes] [scoffs] Jeff again. It's, like, the fifth time in a row.
Cheyenne: I honestly feel like calling someone is one of the worst things you can do to them.
Mateo: I know, right?
Quote from Sayid
Sayid: Here I have my refugee identity certificate, my social security card, driver's license, electric bills proving my residence.
Officer: That's fine. That's fine.
Sayid: And here are pictures of me at the block party in my mostly white neighborhood. As you can see, everybody's smiling. The community is embracing me.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Guys, let's not forget that Jesus was an immigrant from heaven.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Glenn: Yeah. And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East.