Marcus Quote #283
Quote from Marcus in Employee Appreciation Day
Dina: Yeah, that definitely looks infected.
Marcus: I have to sleep face down with a wet towel on my back. This massage is gonna be torture.
Cheyenne: Maybe you shouldn't get a massage.
Marcus: It's a free massage.
Superstore Quotes
‘Employee Appreciation Day’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: [phone buzzes] [scoffs] Jeff again. It's, like, the fifth time in a row.
Cheyenne: I honestly feel like calling someone is one of the worst things you can do to them.
Mateo: I know, right?
Quote from Sayid
Sayid: Here I have my refugee identity certificate, my social security card, driver's license, electric bills proving my residence.
Officer: That's fine. That's fine.
Sayid: And here are pictures of me at the block party in my mostly white neighborhood. As you can see, everybody's smiling. The community is embracing me.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Guys, let's not forget that Jesus was an immigrant from heaven.
Dina: Oh, boy.
Glenn: Yeah. And he had to go home too, and it was not a fun trip. Plus, it could not have been easy being a white guy in the Middle East.