Dina Quote #495
Joelle: Excuse me, do you sell any books by David Foster Wallace?
Jonah: Uh, no, sorry. I keep suggesting it, but the employees all just make Infinite Jest of me.
Joelle: [laughs] [Marcus laughs] You're so funny. Do you want to go outside and do it in your car?
Marcus: Uh.
[later:]
Jonah: This young lady says she was paid to seduce me, record it on tape, and then give that tape to the store manager.
Dina: I requested a nerdy girl-next-door type. You're just a bad girl they stuck a pair of glasses on.
Jonah: Look, I'm sorry you're not getting your security system, but Amy and I are not gonna break up. I can't believe you hired a prostitute. Sorry, sex worker. You have agency. [walks off]
Joelle: So should I go?
Dina: I paid for two hours. You may as well help Justine re-price towels to match the new EDLPs. Follow me. Come on.
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Quote from Marcus
Marcus: I don't know how I'm gonna pay back Corporate. I'm broke.
Jonah: How? You live with your mother. Your car doesn't have any doors. And you've been making $134,000 every year for the last six years. Where does all the money go?
Marcus: I don't know. I get the guacamole from Chipotle every time.
Quote from Marcus
Jonah: How much do you make?
Marcus: Same thing we all make: $134,000 a year. [all clamoring]
Garrett: How do you make that much a year?
Marcus: 52 weeks times 30 hours a week times minimum wage 86 bucks an hour.
Dina: No, no, no, no. Minimum wage is $8.60 an hour.
Glenn: [gasp] I must have missed a decimal point.
Jonah: So no part of you thought to question why you were making $86 an hour to work retail?
Marcus: I thought that's what we all made. [all sigh] How do you guys live on under $134,000 a year?
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Who would you pick?
Cheyenne: Okay, if I had to pick someone here, it would probably be... [off Mateo's look] Actually, you would be good for it.
Mateo: I know. That's what everyone is saying. But I don't think Amy sees me as a leader. In her eyes, I'd always be the wide-eyed ingenue new to the city, naive but hopeful, someone who can eat whatever he wants and never put on any weight.