Joelle: Excuse me, do you sell any books by David Foster Wallace?
Jonah: Uh, no, sorry. I keep suggesting it, but the employees all just make Infinite Jest of me.
Joelle: [laughs] [Marcus laughs] You're so funny. Do you want to go outside and do it in your car?
Marcus: Uh.
[later:]
Jonah: This young lady says she was paid to seduce me, record it on tape, and then give that tape to the store manager.
Dina: I requested a nerdy girl-next-door type. You're just a bad girl they stuck a pair of glasses on.
Jonah: Look, I'm sorry you're not getting your security system, but Amy and I are not gonna break up. I can't believe you hired a prostitute. Sorry, sex worker. You have agency. [walks off]
Joelle: So should I go?
Dina: I paid for two hours. You may as well help Justine re-price towels to match the new EDLPs. Follow me. Come on.