Amy Quote #450
Amy: [on the phone] Speaking of, um, I... I don't even really know what my salary is. Would you would you happen to have it?
Woman: Oh, it's, um, $109,000.
Amy: [stammering]
Woman: Hello? Are you still there?
Amy: Uh, yes. Uh... [stammers] Yeah. Uh, uh-huh. Sorry, sorry. Um... Did you, uh... You said $100,000?
Woman: And $9,000, plus a yearly bonus, usually around $10,000.
Amy: $10,000? Oh, excuse me. Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Hello? Hello? Hi, hi, hi. You still there?
Woman: Yeah.
Amy: Um, okay, so... So when you say $10,000, you mean, like, on top of the previously mentioned $9,000, or is it, like, a part of the $9,000 so it's really just, like, $1,000?
Woman: I don't know what that means, but it's a total of $119,000.
Amy: And those are real, firm, rock-hard numbers? That's... I'm sorry if that sounded over-sexual. I'm just looking for confirmation.
Woman: Uh-huh. So I'll just fax over the contract, and you can sign it at your convenience.
Amy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's convenient right now. Uh, I could I could do that right now. Uh-huh.
Woman: Do you want to hear about your perks?
Amy: [mutes phone] Holy [bleep]! [unmutes phone] Yes, I would like to, um, hear about those, please.
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Quote from Marcus
Marcus: I don't know how I'm gonna pay back Corporate. I'm broke.
Jonah: How? You live with your mother. Your car doesn't have any doors. And you've been making $134,000 every year for the last six years. Where does all the money go?
Marcus: I don't know. I get the guacamole from Chipotle every time.
Quote from Marcus
Jonah: How much do you make?
Marcus: Same thing we all make: $134,000 a year. [all clamoring]
Garrett: How do you make that much a year?
Marcus: 52 weeks times 30 hours a week times minimum wage 86 bucks an hour.
Dina: No, no, no, no. Minimum wage is $8.60 an hour.
Glenn: [gasp] I must have missed a decimal point.
Jonah: So no part of you thought to question why you were making $86 an hour to work retail?
Marcus: I thought that's what we all made. [all sigh] How do you guys live on under $134,000 a year?
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Who would you pick?
Cheyenne: Okay, if I had to pick someone here, it would probably be... [off Mateo's look] Actually, you would be good for it.
Mateo: I know. That's what everyone is saying. But I don't think Amy sees me as a leader. In her eyes, I'd always be the wide-eyed ingenue new to the city, naive but hopeful, someone who can eat whatever he wants and never put on any weight.