Amy: [on the phone] Speaking of, um, I... I don't even really know what my salary is. Would you would you happen to have it?
Woman: Oh, it's, um, $109,000.
Amy: [stammering]
Woman: Hello? Are you still there?
Amy: Uh, yes. Uh... [stammers] Yeah. Uh, uh-huh. Sorry, sorry. Um... Did you, uh... You said $100,000?
Woman: And $9,000, plus a yearly bonus, usually around $10,000.
Amy: $10,000? Oh, excuse me. Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. Hello? Hello? Hi, hi, hi. You still there?
Woman: Yeah.
Amy: Um, okay, so... So when you say $10,000, you mean, like, on top of the previously mentioned $9,000, or is it, like, a part of the $9,000 so it's really just, like, $1,000?
Woman: I don't know what that means, but it's a total of $119,000.
Amy: And those are real, firm, rock-hard numbers? That's... I'm sorry if that sounded over-sexual. I'm just looking for confirmation.
Woman: Uh-huh. So I'll just fax over the contract, and you can sign it at your convenience.
Amy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's convenient right now. Uh, I could I could do that right now. Uh-huh.
Woman: Do you want to hear about your perks?
Amy: [mutes phone] Holy [bleep]! [unmutes phone] Yes, I would like to, um, hear about those, please.