Amy Quote #440
Quote from Amy in Minor Crimes
Amy: Oh, hey! Laurie! What's up, girl? It's been, like, forever. [awkwardly hugs Laurie] How's the district manager world? #DMLife, right?
Laurie: Uh, I'm still doing some physical therapy from when you ran me over with the golf cart.
Amy: Yup, yeah. Um, well, anyway, since Glenn is stepping down, I was wondering if, maybe, I could interview for the job.
Laurie: You want to be manager?
Amy: Yeah, um, well, I've been here for 15 years, and I did really well in the Cloud 9 Academy.
Laurie: Oh, wow. Okay. You did the one day, uh, training session near the airport?
Amy: I'm not sure what it being near an airport has to do with anything.
Laurie: I'm sorry. I would really love to interview you, but I actually have another candidate in mind, so...
Amy: Oh. Okay. Great. Yeah. Well, um, if that guy falls through or, you know, if anything else opens up, I... I would love to throw my hat in the ring. Shwoop! Sorry, I just touched your boob.
Superstore Quotes
‘Minor Crimes’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Jonah: Glenn, you're not going to go to prison, okay? It's fine. We- We just need to do about what, 12 grand worth of damage in- In the next hour.
Mateo: Oh. We have fertilizer in the garden center. We can make a bomb.
Jonah: I feel like going from embezzlement to domestic terrorism is the wrong direction.
Mateo: We could hire termites to eat the store.
Jonah: How do you hire termites?
Mateo: I don't know, with wood?
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: You got to do what's for the greater good. If you could cure cancer, but you had to blow up a bus full of children, wouldn't you do it?
Amy: I mean, I guess?
Jonah: Just take the job. You're not just doing it for you. You're doing it for all of us.
Amy: I mean, I guess I would be better than Blaine.
Jonah: Yeah.
Marcus: Hey, Amy, guess what? One of the kids on that bus had the cure. [crunch]
Justine: Twist ending.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: And guys, I say this a lot, but we really need to wet down those raccoon droppings before we sweep.
Dry sweeping is the reason why those roundworm eggs go airborne. God, I just realized this is the last time I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings.
Justine: Aww.