Amy Quote #442
Quote from Amy in Minor Crimes
Blaine: Okay, so I heard that if you look directly into the scanner light, you instantly go blind.
Amy: [to Dina] This weirdly makes me feel better, 'cause it wasn't about me being unqualified. She just wanted to hire her son.
Dina: Yeah, but you can't let her do that. You need to go back up to her and tell her that she needs to either give you a real shot at this job, or you'll go to corporate and tell them about her little nepotism hire.
Amy: No, I'm not gonna go tell on her like I'm 12. Besides, corporate doesn't care. It would be a waste of my time.
Blaine: [to Amy] Hey, um, you're the floor supervisor, right?
Amy: Uh-huh.
Blaine: Great, awesome, um. Can you tell me where inventory is?
Amy: Uh, yeah, it's sort of all around us.
Blaine: Yes, yes, thank you. I will... I will go look into that. Thank you.
Superstore Quotes
‘Minor Crimes’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Jonah: Glenn, you're not going to go to prison, okay? It's fine. We- We just need to do about what, 12 grand worth of damage in- In the next hour.
Mateo: Oh. We have fertilizer in the garden center. We can make a bomb.
Jonah: I feel like going from embezzlement to domestic terrorism is the wrong direction.
Mateo: We could hire termites to eat the store.
Jonah: How do you hire termites?
Mateo: I don't know, with wood?
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: You got to do what's for the greater good. If you could cure cancer, but you had to blow up a bus full of children, wouldn't you do it?
Amy: I mean, I guess?
Jonah: Just take the job. You're not just doing it for you. You're doing it for all of us.
Amy: I mean, I guess I would be better than Blaine.
Jonah: Yeah.
Marcus: Hey, Amy, guess what? One of the kids on that bus had the cure. [crunch]
Justine: Twist ending.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: And guys, I say this a lot, but we really need to wet down those raccoon droppings before we sweep.
Dry sweeping is the reason why those roundworm eggs go airborne. God, I just realized this is the last time I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings.
Justine: Aww.