Amy Quote #441
Quote from Amy in Minor Crimes
Amy: So, should I start with my qualifications?
Laurie: So I don't really think that you are qualified, but, you know, it is your interview, so...
Amy: Okay, all right, um, well, I've been at Cloud 9 for 15 years. I have strong relationships with the staff, and over time, we have really built a mutual respect and trust. [Laurie picks up her phone] Um, sorry, do you need a minute?
Laurie: No, I'm fine. No. Keep going.
Amy: Okay, uh, well, as far as specifics go-
Man: [on video] Yo, yo, yo, it's HotNuts here. I've undertaken a number of initiatives.
Amy: [loudly] Uh, for starters, I streamlined our go-backs process so that we waste less time in restock, and also I reorganized the women's wear section so that basics like camisoles and strapless bras were easier to find during wedding season.
Man: Oh, God! They look really bad!
Amy: I'm not getting this job, am I?
Laurie: No.
Superstore Quotes
‘Minor Crimes’ Quotes
Quote from Mateo
Jonah: Glenn, you're not going to go to prison, okay? It's fine. We- We just need to do about what, 12 grand worth of damage in- In the next hour.
Mateo: Oh. We have fertilizer in the garden center. We can make a bomb.
Jonah: I feel like going from embezzlement to domestic terrorism is the wrong direction.
Mateo: We could hire termites to eat the store.
Jonah: How do you hire termites?
Mateo: I don't know, with wood?
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: You got to do what's for the greater good. If you could cure cancer, but you had to blow up a bus full of children, wouldn't you do it?
Amy: I mean, I guess?
Jonah: Just take the job. You're not just doing it for you. You're doing it for all of us.
Amy: I mean, I guess I would be better than Blaine.
Jonah: Yeah.
Marcus: Hey, Amy, guess what? One of the kids on that bus had the cure. [crunch]
Justine: Twist ending.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: And guys, I say this a lot, but we really need to wet down those raccoon droppings before we sweep.
Dry sweeping is the reason why those roundworm eggs go airborne. God, I just realized this is the last time I'm going to tell you guys to spray your droppings.
Justine: Aww.