Glenn Quote #478
Quote from Glenn in Steps Challenge
Glenn: Well maybe this will change your mind. The number one store wins...
Dina: What?
Glenn: You said you were going to do you know...
Dina: What is that?
Glenn: The thing that we- The thing we talked about in the office this morning.
Dina: What? You're talking about firing Hannah? I thought we were going to pull her aside after the meeting.
Glenn: [snorting noises.] The store with the most combined steps by the end of the week wins lunch with the Regional Vice President. Come on store 1217! Let's get to stepping! Ow!
All: Ow!
Glenn: My ankle. Oh, oh, it's bad. Oh, it's yeah, it's bad. It's bad! Ow, ow, ow, ow. Son of a buttermilk!
Dina: So Hannah, can I talk to you outside for a second?
Superstore Quotes
‘Steps Challenge’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: All the best wars are fought against someone.
Amy: That feels random.
Jonah: All wars are fought against someone.
Dina: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Jonah: No, I'm saying "all" wars.
Dina: Yeah, all the best wars.
Jonah: What are the best wars?
Dina: 1812, WWI, WWII, French Indy.
Amy: Although, if they started trash talking us first...
Jonah: Okay, what wars are you not fighting against someone?
Dina: War against poverty, war against drugs. Boom. Don't come at me.
Quote from Amy
Jonah: You know what? I'm with Dina. We're underdogs but a lot of the times it's the underdogs that end up winning.
Amy: That's not true. They just make movies about the few underdogs that do. Like, for every Rudy there are 10,000 short guys who just never make the team.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: I've actually been meaning to get a pedometer for my morning runs.
Amy: Wait, you mean when you walk down the street to get an everything bagel?
Jonah: It's at least a quarter mile.