Marcus Quote #386
Quote from Marcus in Steps Challenge
Glenn: Someone broke into their break room and covered everything in hot deer urine. The smell was so bad they had to burn their couches.
Garrett: I got a question. How did they know it was deer urine and also hot?
Glenn: Well, apparently the vandals left a note next to a Super Soaker they used. No one here was involved, right?
Marcus: Uh, no. We totally didn't cover their entire break room in steaming hot deer urine.
Glenn: Okay, it's not that I think that you're lying, but your tone and your phrasing are really weird.
Dina: Glenn, come on. Obviously they did it. Marcus is always bragging about his Super Soaker collection.
Marcus: Whatever, Bel-Ridge started it.
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‘Steps Challenge’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: All the best wars are fought against someone.
Amy: That feels random.
Jonah: All wars are fought against someone.
Dina: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Jonah: No, I'm saying "all" wars.
Dina: Yeah, all the best wars.
Jonah: What are the best wars?
Dina: 1812, WWI, WWII, French Indy.
Amy: Although, if they started trash talking us first...
Jonah: Okay, what wars are you not fighting against someone?
Dina: War against poverty, war against drugs. Boom. Don't come at me.
Quote from Amy
Jonah: You know what? I'm with Dina. We're underdogs but a lot of the times it's the underdogs that end up winning.
Amy: That's not true. They just make movies about the few underdogs that do. Like, for every Rudy there are 10,000 short guys who just never make the team.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: I've actually been meaning to get a pedometer for my morning runs.
Amy: Wait, you mean when you walk down the street to get an everything bagel?
Jonah: It's at least a quarter mile.