Mateo Quote #247
Quote from Mateo in Steps Challenge
Amy: Mateo.
Mateo: Don't even. I'm not going to get all gross just because Bel-Ridge said some dumb things.
Amy: Relax, I'm not going to pressure you. I'm actually really impressed at how chill you've gotten. You used to be so competitive about everything.
Mateo: Well, I'd like to think I've matured over the years.
Amy: Yeah, totally. Back when you started you probably would have been like, "Ah! When corporate sees how few steps I'm taking they're going to think I'm not the number one worker."
Mateo: Wait, they can track our individual scores?
Amy: Well, I mean, they didn't say they could, but they didn't say they couldn't. It's fine. Even if you're not, like, a superstar it's... It's totally acceptable to be a everyday, run-of-the-mill, average worker.
Mateo: Average? Are you insane? [laughs] Damn it. I have to make up for lost time. Stop talking to me!
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Quote from Dina
Dina: All the best wars are fought against someone.
Amy: That feels random.
Jonah: All wars are fought against someone.
Dina: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Jonah: No, I'm saying "all" wars.
Dina: Yeah, all the best wars.
Jonah: What are the best wars?
Dina: 1812, WWI, WWII, French Indy.
Amy: Although, if they started trash talking us first...
Jonah: Okay, what wars are you not fighting against someone?
Dina: War against poverty, war against drugs. Boom. Don't come at me.
Quote from Amy
Jonah: You know what? I'm with Dina. We're underdogs but a lot of the times it's the underdogs that end up winning.
Amy: That's not true. They just make movies about the few underdogs that do. Like, for every Rudy there are 10,000 short guys who just never make the team.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: I've actually been meaning to get a pedometer for my morning runs.
Amy: Wait, you mean when you walk down the street to get an everything bagel?
Jonah: It's at least a quarter mile.